God, I hope so.
With all the world’s troubles, it’s easy to forget that some people are reading Twilight. It’s sad, I know, but I feel it’s worth remembering.
The next time you meet another of these wayward souls, clutching at a somber black book, wandering the streets, vaguely searching for a ninth cat, show ‘em this:
And if that’s not enough, then you have to read Reasoning With Vampires. Each day, you are treated with a solid, bite-sized example of literary tragedy. Aside from being horrific, they are also hilarious. So, keep hope alive, because, together, we can fight this scourge.
